foritseemsyouveleftyourjohn:

alaspoorsherlock:

richardbrookisdead:

alaspoorsherlock:

I cannot find the charger anywhere.

John, do you know where it is? - SH

Try by your skull, Sherlock dear. ~JM

Doesn’t help that my skull is missing too. - SH

Uh, yea. We throw out the skull. And your charger. I’ll replace that tomorrow, if I’m allowed out that is. -JW

Why did you throw out the skull in the first place?

Great, get me Jim’s skull. Or Sebastian’s. Whatever is more convenient. - SH

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Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Do people seriously like spy movies still?

Is it worth it? - SH

However there hasn’t been any tea in the house.

I don’t feel like socializing with a store clerk asking if I had fun last night. - SH

richardbrookisdead:

alaspoorsherlock:

I cannot find the charger anywhere.

John, do you know where it is? - SH

Try by your skull, Sherlock dear. ~JM

Doesn’t help that my skull is missing too. - SH

I cannot find the charger anywhere.

John, do you know where it is? - SH

The entire day I have just been lounging around in my pajamas with a bag of peas on my neck.

It hurts to move.

My cellphone is on the coffee table.

… Damn. - SH

So I’m going to bed. - SH

I have what, 24 followers that all they do is just sit here reading my blog?

Doesn’t that get rather dull? - SH

So I broke into his flat and am sitting beside him blogging on his laptop.

He’s rather boring when he sleeps. - SH

… Moriarty. - SH